New Hot Goth Socks

Woah hey, suddenly Hell doesn't seem so bad! Be careful with that tail though, you naughty devil. ...Or don't. Tee hee.

Some days, all you want to do is pet cats and listen to metal, and this punny Heavy MEOWtal design is perfect for those times!

Cute But Metal AF! Show off your duality with this adorable but absolutely metal bunny!

Anti-Social Butterfly. Show you're not so much a fan of other people with this homebody inspired design.

This Sailor Scout is made of beautiful dreams, whether she's Sailor Moon or just adorable Usagi. Rock this lovely pastel makeover and feel like you've got your very own Pegasus.

Call me the glizz with the rizz! Glizzy rizzler!

Hot People Drink The Nut...MILK! Get your head out of the gutter!

Hot People Drink The Nut (Milk).

Become the edgy pretzel you feel in your soul with this drippy trippy pastel goth pretzel design that's TWISTED as F***.

Capybara hot spring. Show your love for the world's friendliest animal with this cute illustration of a capybara sitting in a pool with floating yuzu fruits.

This glizzy is ready to get glizzed on! Ahegao get yourself a hot dog!

The holiday season is filled with all kinds of delicious beverages! Frog nog and Hot Croakoa are everyones favorite! You can't go wrong with the classics.

Let's normalize every restaurant giving you after-dinner tums. There's way too many of us that have digestive problems, just give us something to soothe our pain after filling our stomach with that which we know will hurt us.

Nobody loves glizzys this much without winning a few eating contests... What's to be said? Some people just really like shoving long meat tubes in their mouth...

There's no Denying that Wednesday Addams is Goth Goals. you're not perky, and you warn your enemies to be afraid, be very afraid. Show off this design to your friends and family to share your undying love for Wednesday.

Hot take ... but dinosaurs were gay. Being fawned over for centuries? Being displayed in museums?! Being a little mysterious?! I think there's a good chance that dinosaurs were gay.

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Find your strength in your femininity with this pastel magical girl tarot card for Strength. A tarot card shirt will make you feel powerful and pink, with your adorable pastel goth lolita outfit and your lion head hammer. Magical girls and witchy occult girls unite!

Have yourself Ahegao little christmas... Wow, I know it's winter, but is it HOT in here?!

Watch out, this big bad koopa dad is ready to stomp on anyone who tries to stop him! But, ya know, some people like that. This Baddy Daddy design is perfect for those who are unashamed by their thirst for the Koopa King!

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this funny floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Spooky and Satanic all Year Round! The jack o' lantern isn't the only thing that's lit this Halloween! It's also the cross, burn it.

Feeling Sexy and Satanic? Obvi! Show off your confidence and baphomet beauty with this cute devil design!

You can escape death, you say? hah... Omae wa mou shindeiru... NANI?? Claim lives and put smiles on anime and meme lovers faces with this Death Tarot card design!

More Witching Less Bitching. I may be sassy, but I'm also magical. Don't cross me or I'll hex ya, but look cute doing it!

why have hot girl autumn when you can have honk girl autumn?! Terrorize the countryside as a goose! Bring on the honk!

Hot girl Summer? Average Girl Autumn? Nah, the most accurate one is Tired Adult Autumn. Our breakfast of choice is microwaved coffee from the day before and a piece of cheese, preferably while standing over the sink. Don't even bother asking how many times we hit the snooze button on our alarm. seasons seasonal leaves autumn meme fall meme fat girl fall memes lazy sleepy tired adult adulting hot girl autumn.

Bring me a Dream, Mr. Sandman. Show off your love of dreaming, tarot, occult, and being a fan of The Sandman and The Hanged Man card with this tarot card mashup design!

Throw yourself an adorable summer pool party with this Kawaii shark! Get your swimsuits on and join the fun, we promise this shark doesn't bite!

Lactose Intolerant Evil Feminist Slut. Yup that's me. Sassy, sarcastic, slutty, and definitely needs to avoid dairy...at all costs. This cute pink cow pattern design is perfect for confident baddies with stomach issues, which may or may not be correlated...

Lactose Intolerant Evil Feminist Slut. Yup that's me. Sassy, sarcastic, slutty, and definitely needs to avoid dairy...at all costs. This cute pink cow pattern design is perfect for confident baddies with stomach issues, which may or may not be correlated...